thats all im thinking about all i keep thinking about everything else just fades away
IF THIS ROOM WAS BURNING, I WOULDNT EVEN NOTICE
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
I laugh every time
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
"I like 5sos except for micha-"
I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
everyone needs ashton on their dash
omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING
Oh my god
Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler
It rained a lot in Winnipeg today.